Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i've created a new STD.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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