I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Randomize
