I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
