she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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