So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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