I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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