Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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