I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Randomize
