Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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