do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
