its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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