I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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