There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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