I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.