You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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