I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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