he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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