The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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