do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
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Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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