I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
We need to get me chipped asap
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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