Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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