Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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