I can tuck mytits in my pants
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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