he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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