M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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