I showed him my bush... on skype.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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