yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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