I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
