so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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