Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I seem to have left my pride at pride
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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