can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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