So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
so much tequila, so little girl.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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