Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Shame - the story of my life.
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