My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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