can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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