16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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