I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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