you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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