I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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