Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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