I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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