HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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