Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.