ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs