If that was your dad, he is hot
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll