dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
she told me i tasted like america
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I broke a rule
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..