why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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