I'm really into asian looking animals
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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