this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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