Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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