you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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