he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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