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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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