You surviving the open bar?
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I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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