exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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