I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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